Liveblogging Once Again

In a move I will surely regret in the morning once I sober up, I have decided to liveblog the Vice Presidential debate tommorrow evening. Join me in what will no doubt be a mind-numbingly dumb spectacle of fresh-faced optimism, monotone lies of historic proportions, and a thousand media personalities falling all over themselves to tell us how a thousand media personalities feel about the pack mentality of a thousand media personalities. Festivities begin at 9:00 pm EST. I begin writing in my head a new canto of the Inferno describing an entire circle of hell dedicated to everyone involved with cable news at 9:05 .

What's the Italian translation of "small fiery demon with sharp hot stick"?