New Rules! New Rules!

Andrew Sullivan, apparently deciding that it is now acceptable to attack people for breaking promises they never actually made, says:

"Howard Dean has now formally reneged on his December 15 pledge to premise U.S. foreign policy on U.N. permission."

Finally! You have no idea how long I've been waiting to break these out:

President Bush Breaks Pledge To Resign If WMDs Not Found

Donald Rumsfeld Still Has Not Fired Paul Wolfowitz, As Promised

Condi Rice Backs Away From Promise To Teach The President How To Pronounce "Nuclear"

Bush Has Yet To Fulfill Promise To See Ken Lay, Jeff Skilling Jailed

Goddamn, writing about politics sure is a lot easier when you can just make shit up.