Jonah Goldberg Is A Badass

Congratulations to Jonah Goldberg for winning VeryVeryHappy's coveted "Funniest Mental Image of the Week" award (10/19/03 - 10/25/03)!

The winning entry:

"Q:If you're a new inmate in a rough prison, what's one of the smartest things you can do?
A:Pick a fight with the biggest, meanest cat you can -- but make sure you can win."

I'm not particularly expert on the ins and outs of prison survival, but a friend of mine who is confirms my suspicion that while Jonah may go in to prison with that attitude, he would come out with false teeth, a funny walk, and a Pavlovian response to the phrase "Yo, bitch."

Seriously, if the thought of Jonah Goldberg as an ass-kicking sumbitch doesn't make you laugh out loud, you have no soul.