Caught

Talking to my mother today-

Mom: Your father tells me you have a website now.

Me: Well, it's really not particularly exciting. I just yell about politics and such on an irregular basis.

Mom: You aren't swearing on it are you?

Me: Um...

Mom: Christian! You weren't raised that way!

Me: Okay, mom, seriously-

Mom: I'm telling the Pastor! You'll be kicked out of the church and go to hell!

Me: Well, fair enough.