Friday, June 06, 2008

The Same Shall Devolve

~Simple Version~

Vice President.

Who?

Hillary?

No.

Facts:

Three major groups kept Hillary afloat past sell-by date: 1) appalachian white working class, 2) diehard oldschool feminists, 3) top Democratic fundraisers.

Reason Clinton doesn't help, by group:

1) Still a black guy on the ticket

2) Women not having to accept second place kind of the point of voting for Hillary.

3) Fuck them.

More facts:

Republicans hate Hillary more than Karl Marx. Thought of voting against Hillary only thing keeping many from forming their own polygamist sects where they can sit out the Obama years.

Having avoided the danger of being used as negative examples for schoolchildren in thirty years on every President Hillary Day, media will remember that they actually hate the Clintons.

Result:

Putting Hillary on the ticket saddles Obama with all of her substantial baggage while adding only a marginal portion of her advantages at best.

Conclusion:

Hutton for VP.

Edroso for Secretary of the Interior.

15 comments:

RasNesta said...

Woot!

Welcome back Mighty!

This is truly a good day to find out you're back.

Don't overdo it and burn out, though.

res ipsa loquitur said...

Webb?

I know people say Webb can't be No. 2, i.e., take orders from No. 1, but Webb is a military guy and "Yes, Sir!" and "No, Sir!" is part of that deal. Just substitute "Mr. President" for "Sir" in this case. So he hated women 20 years ago. I'm a woman. Not too worried about that anymore. More troubled by the fact that he apparently thinks white males of Scots-Irish descent are the most oppressed minority on this particular planet.

Your thoughts?

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

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Junaid said...

More troubled by the fact that he apparently thinks white males of Scots-Irish descent are the most oppressed minority on this particular planet.


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Anonymous said...

Just substitute "Mr. President" for "Sir" in this case.

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media will remember that they actually hate the Clinton.

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