Tuesday, December 16, 2003


I wish I were a college Republican so I could buy everyone I know a copy of Orrin Hatch's Christmas Eve, and then scream censorship when all my friends called me a loser and stopped hanging out with me.

Jonah Goldberg: "Republicans are cool, dammit!"

Our heroes are Jack, Bobby, and Bill. Yours is Ronald Reagan. Kiss my ass, dork.

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