President Bush's Trip To Iraq: A Brief Dialogue

Liberal friend: Don't you think that the Iraq trip was nothing but a shameless photo-op?

Me: No.

Conservative friend: Don't you think that the Iraq trip was a stunning act of courage and leadership?

Me: No.

Both friends: So, what do you think about the Iraq trip?

Me: I think that a majority of Americans probably cared more about Brett Favre's performance on Thanksgiving than the President's, and it bothers me that I don't know if that makes them smarter or dumber than me. Now piss off the both of you.