Monday, November 03, 2003

My God, He Must Be Right!

Glorious news from the University of Tennessee:

Editorial cartoons are now rock-solid proof of media bias!

Rejoice, for reality has officially been repealed! Reason, logic, and that goddamn cause & effect are now things of the past!

Who wants to spend time dealing with things that make sense? Just make shit up! It's whole heaploads of fun, but more importantly, your enemies just can't argue with it! Just say something, anything, regardless of whether or not it has anything to do with anything else, and BAM! You've just proved media bias! How's that feel?

Sea lions are Communists!

Moonlight proves the validity of supply-side economics!

My pants say that Libertarians are jackasses!

Hell, why even bother speaking English?

Oglebiv fooz! Ook! Ook!

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