God Obviously Hates Me
Because I just heard this closing line from one of Fox's Interchangable Aryan Princess Anchorettes (IAPAs):
"The network America trusts for real journalism, Fox." (emphasis hers)
I dearly hope this is not a new Fox slogan, but I think I may be out of luck on this one. It's just too perfect an example of Murdochian straight-faced bullshit.
And I was having a good day...