Talking to my mother today-
Mom: Your father tells me you have a website now.
Me: Well, it's really not particularly exciting. I just yell about politics and such on an irregular basis.
Mom: You aren't swearing on it are you?
Mom: Christian! You weren't raised that way!
Me: Okay, mom, seriously-
Mom: I'm telling the Pastor! You'll be kicked out of the church and go to hell!
Me: Well, fair enough.