Reloaded

We begin our new legislative session here at VeryVeryHappy with a four word review of The Matrix Reloaded:

It's better than sex.

Well, all right, perhaps not quite (unless you're doing it wrong, of course), but I certainly needed a cigarette when I got out of the theater. Since most of you haven't seen it yet (I was one of those obsessives who bought a ticket for the ten o'clock showing on Wednesday night), I won't get into a discussion of the particulars, but, suffice to say, what The Matrix did for movie gunfights, The Matrix Reloaded does for hand-to-hand combat and car chase scenes. While watching this movie, I set a new personal record for number of utterances of "Holy shit."

There is no fucking spoon.