Portents

Sullivan today:

"IS THIS IT? Fox News reports on a labyrinth of tunnels and labs in Southern Iraq, where buildings are testing positive for radiation. This may not turn out to be a nuclear research facility. But it strikes me as a sign of what we might soon find."

Looking at the world through my Andy Goggles, I see that while my burnt-out headlight may not turn out to mean that my car is totaled, this strikes me as a sign of what soon might happen to my car!

Is there one single reason why I should ever take Sullivan seriously? One?

What a fucking joke.

Edit: Removed the words "ever again" from the end of the penultimate sentence, because they imply that there was once a time when I did take him seriously. An amusing idea, no?