Things That Do Not Matter Even A Little

If Daniel Day-Lewis wins the Best Actor award at the Oscars tonight, I will consider repealing my Eternal Loathing and Disgust For The Academy Awards, which I instituted in the wake of the snubbing of Saving Private Ryan in favor of Shakespeare in Love for Best Picture a few years ago.

Update: Guess not. Plus they screwed Scorsese. Again. Fuck the Oscars. The Academy voters are scum.