Pre-Presidential Press Conference

I don't know what Our Leader is going to say. I don't know what he will do. I don't know what other people will say about him. I don't know what other people will do about what he says.

All I know is that when the President is done talking, and the cameras cut away to some news anchor's head, I am going to duck, so that I do not get hit by flying Andrew Sullivan-spooge.

(Hey, it's been two weeks. Time to bring it to that lying expat-brit motherfucker. I love the British, but I do not love Andrew)